Sparks is Dead!!!!

Posted By Zach Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:22

In what can only be described as a body blow to those of us here at Drinker's World, Miller Coors has announced they will cave to state pressure and stop making Sparks. What I'd like to know is how is Sparks any worse than selling something like Everclear or other high percentage liquors? I'd say that shit mixed with Kool-Aid can do a helluva lot more damage than putting down a few Sparks. Plus, as an experienced Sparks drinker, you quickly learn that drinking more than 2 of them a night leads to a shitty morning and you don't do it again. That is how most drinkers learn.

What next? Banning the sale of Red Bull in liquor stores? I guess I'd better get out there and stock up on Sparks now. Not sure how long it lasts, but we do have a basement for cool storage. And to think, we never got to try the 8% Sparks Red...